As usual, California leads the nation.  The good citizens of the Golden State have discovered a nefarious plot by the communist Chinese to infiltrate our schools and brainwash our children.  It works like this.

The Confucius Institute, a non-profit funded by the Chinese government, is supplying a language and culture curriculum for U.S. middle schools. Sure, cash-strapped schools get free lesson plans and materials to help students study Chinese – but what’s the real price?

Fortunately, the ever-alert citizens of Hacienda Heights, California, have recognized this program for what it is: A communist plot to brainwash our children.

Jon Stewart, America’s best journalist, produced this expose explaining it all.

Meanwhile, all Americans are warned to avoid Chinese food, Chinese laundries, and yes, Chinese checkers.  All could lead to communist sympathies.

Remember, the Department of Homeland Security wants you to know the threat level is orange.

Meanwhile, avoid looking at these pictures of those involved in the communist plot:

There are more pictures of Beijing here. (View them at your own risk).